When I was shopping last night, I saw a product that made me laugh so much I was tempted to buy it even though I wouldn't use it. (I love to eat hot wings but I don't make 'em myself.) Not having access to LJ in the grocery store, I forgot about it until just now, but I had to share.
Redneck Whisky Wing Sauce
and chicken depilatory
It occurs to me that you might not believe me, so I googled and found evidence.