Over in cadhla's journal, Seanan told us that one of the good things about her day was that her cat was not on fire when she woke up. (It makes a little more sense in context.) And I came up with an instafilk in response. Now, I know that most of my filker friends wouldn't think of this as much of an achievement, but I don't write songs; this verse probably represets 5% of all the filk I've ever composed, so I want to remember it.
Never set the cat on fire:
It would annoy the Seanan.
The consequences would be dire --
The dies irae dawnin'.
Zombies would engulf the earth
And chainsaws scream with hellish mirth.
Lilly must not be on fire!