Phil Parker (tigertoy) wrote,
Phil Parker
tigertoy

To radio announcers and reporters

Ord*i*nances, with three syllables, are local laws and regulations.  They hardly ever explode, so you don't need to tell us when they fail to explode.

Bombs and shells are ordnance, with two syllables.
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