May 29th, 2006

A message to Fred Phelps

If God is punishing America for something that's happening today, it's much more likely that he's punishing us for continuing to allow you to waste precious oxygen than for our tolerance of gays.  I don't think I've ever seen, even in a hypothetical example, a better argument for the notion that free speech isn't such a great idea after all than your behavior.  I considered comparing you to excrement, pond scum, and cancer, but all of these natural phenomena are much more desirable than your kind of hate.

(Phelps is the guy behind the protestors at military funerals who say that God kills our soldiers because of our tolerance for homosexuality.)