Wizards or Dragons? - Phil's Rambling Rants — LiveJournal
Wizards or Dragons?|
The original, way back in the day, was the dragons and catchup one.
There are also other phrases in the same pattern, for instance:
Do not throw your butts in the urinals, for it makes them soggy and hard to light.
Now the rest of the game went like this: you mix and match any and all of the given-patterned phrases, like so:
Do not throw your butts in the urinals, for you are crunchy and good with catchup.
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for it makes them soggy and hard to light.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
And so on ....