Cremation vs. Burial - Phil's Rambling Rants — LiveJournal
Cremation vs. Burial|
I'm flashing back to my ex's grandmother's funeral. They rubberized her with embalming fluid, and sealed her up into this monstrous stainless-steel can with blue anodized trim, and stuck the whole abomination against nature in the ground. Jeeze, I didn't even know they made caskets that weren't biodegradable.
As for me, since there aren't any carnivores I really want to feed, cremate me, and toss the ashes in a dumpster behind Walmart. Let them pay for the disposal.
If anyone wants to something respectful, leave out the rotting meat or the charred bone fragments.