Phil Parker (tigertoy) wrote,
Phil Parker
tigertoy

Fortune Cookie

I assume everyone's familiar with the fortune cookie game. You know, where you re-evaluate your fortune with 'in bed' tacked onto the end.

Yesterday, I had dinner at Four Seasons House in Champaign, and I got a great fortune:
You are capable, competent, creative, careful.  Prove it.
What a great opportunity! Unfortunately, I was having dinner with my mother.
Tags: humor, life
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