Insult of the day - Phil's Rambling Rants
Insult of the day|
|Date:||November 29th, 2004 08:55 pm (UTC)|| |
Until I was about 16 I had a completely wrong (yet metaphorically, completely valid) idea of what 'mind like a steel bear trap' meant. Apparently, it was MEANT to mean, 'good and strong and well-made and yay.' Instead, I thought it meant 'incisive, and once shut, never opened again.'
Then there was the confusion over the definition of 'blowjob' ...
Silly kids. If they'd CALLED it 'fellatio' I'd have KNOWN what they meant!