Phil Parker (tigertoy) wrote,
Phil Parker


OK, this made me laugh so hard I have to tell somebody, and there's nobody in the house but a dog who doesn't speak much English, so LJ it is.

"You're standing there looking at the fountain like you was seeing a vision.  Either that or trying real hard not to break wind."
"Hard to tell those things apart," said Alvin.  "It gives visionaries a bad name."
"Get bad enough gas, though, and you can start a church," said Arthur Stuart.

       -- The Crystal City, Orson Scott Card
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